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Why This Poster is a Subversive Act?

So you're thinking about buying a poster. Cool! Let's talk about what you're actually getting. I made this.

Just me, one person, in my pinkish workshop. I spent a crazy amount of hours on it, so that I can share it with the world. That's the deal that I make the art, you live with it. It's printed on really good paper, the kind that feels solid in your hands. The colors are sharp enough to outlast your current life crisis. It comes rolled in a tube, I try to pack them in the most ecological way, so some of them I find in a trash and always use paper tape. You can grab it from my workshop. Message me, and we'll set a time. You can even see the mess where the magic happens- the address is Grochowska 23/31, Warsaw.

What if I don't like it, or it arrives with a crease?

Please, just talk to me. Seriously. I'm a person, people say I am very nice, not a faceless company. If something's wrong, send me a message and we'll sort it out. No weird automated replies, I promise.

The "Artist's Statement" (But Shorter)

This is a real, high-quality print of my original digital work. When you buy it, you're directly funding my life as an artist. That means you're basically my patron, and I'll use the money for important things like food, rent, train tickets, vet… Thanks for keeping the cycle going.

Pick Your Size:

A2 (420x594mm) for making a statement you'll later regret

A3 (297x420mm) the standardized unit of contemporary art consumption

A4 (210x297mm) fits perfectly next to your unpaid bills.

A5 (148x210mm) POSTCARD VERSION a tiny monument to your shrinking personal space.

THANKS A LOT FOR SUPPORTING ME!!!